Adam asked God: "God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
God said: "So you would love her."
"But God," Adam asked: "why did you make her so dumb?"
God said: "So she would love you!"
Eve told Adam: "Tell me you only love me, always!"
Adam asked: "Do I have any choice?"
享受幽默, 但是不被幽默跘倒.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
夠了
有一位小學三年級的學生, 聰明伶俐, 但是很難靜下來聽課. 有一天, 他對老師說: “我懂得的東西已經夠了, 沒有必要繼續讀書.” 老師問說: “噢? 你只讀到三年級, 以後打算做什麼呢?” 學生說: “我教二年級.”
Friday, August 27, 2010
地震奇聞
有位美國黑人, 到成都旅遊. 半夜因為地震引起旅館失火, 他從夢中驚醒, 飛快的衝過大火, 赤條條的跑到街上. 圍觀人群中, 有一位鄉下來的老人驚嘆: “格老子的! 沒看過人燒焦了, 還能跑得這麼快?”
Thursday, August 26, 2010
How to get to heaven
Years ago, Billy Graham needed to mail a letter when he was in a small town in South Carolina. He asked a little boy in the main street how to get to the post office. After the boy had given him directions, Billy Graham said, "If you come to the central Baptist church tonight, I'll tell you how to get to heaven." The boy replied, "No thanks, you don't even know how to get to the post office."
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Only God Knows
A young man was preaching for the first time. Nervously, he began to speak: "On my way here this morning, only God and I knew what I was to share with you, and now, only God knows…"
Monday, August 23, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
神忘了
老陳只來教會參加主日崇拜, 不讀經不禱告不事奉, 卅年如一日. 牧師勸勉無效, 也只能由他去了. 那裡知道, 85歲開始, 老陳大發熱心, 查經,主日學,禱告會…, 樣樣積極參與, 讓弟兄姊妹們嘖嘖稱奇. 除了感謝讚美主之外, 也都暗中注意, 想看看他到底可以撐多久. 很快的, 十年過去了, 老陳95 歲, 還是熱心如一. 卄年過去了, 老陳105 歲, 感謝神, 他還是沒有改變.
終於, 從某一天起, 老陳不來教會了. 牧師上門探望幾次, 都沒人開門. 牧師正在考慮要不要找警察, 破門而入, 為老陳料理後事, 老陳打電話來了, 他壓低了嗓門說: “牧師啊! 不瞞你說, 我85歲開始大發熱心, 是我以為活的差不多了, 要為自己上天堂鋪路. 95歲時, 我感謝神多給了我十年, 所以我更積極的為自己上天堂鋪路. 沒想到現在105歲, 我還沒死! 神肯定是把我給忘了, 為了別讓衪想起我, 我再也不去教會了. Bye!”
終於, 從某一天起, 老陳不來教會了. 牧師上門探望幾次, 都沒人開門. 牧師正在考慮要不要找警察, 破門而入, 為老陳料理後事, 老陳打電話來了, 他壓低了嗓門說: “牧師啊! 不瞞你說, 我85歲開始大發熱心, 是我以為活的差不多了, 要為自己上天堂鋪路. 95歲時, 我感謝神多給了我十年, 所以我更積極的為自己上天堂鋪路. 沒想到現在105歲, 我還沒死! 神肯定是把我給忘了, 為了別讓衪想起我, 我再也不去教會了. Bye!”
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