Flight Training

I knew I had finally made progress with my flight training the day my instructor turned to me and said: "You know, you're not as much fun since you stopped screaming."

智慧

小李的老婆想做隆胸手術, 要10萬塊錢. 他心裡不同意, 口裡不敢說. 下班回家交給老婆一筆錢, 老婆點了後問: "怎麼只有5萬?" 小李說: "最近家裡預算緊, 妳先做一邊, 等年底公司給Bonus, 再做另一邊."