Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted. Now, Simon, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Simon: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No sir, it's the same dog.
Teacher: Simon, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Simon: A Pastor.
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