享受幽默, 但是不被幽默跘倒.

Monday, May 14, 2012

New Dentures

There was a Pastor just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The 1st Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The 2nd Sunday, he only preached 20 minutes. But the 3rd Sunday, he preached more than an hour. When some of the congregation asked about this, he responded:
The 1st Sunday, my gums were so sore, it hurt to talk;
The 2nd Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot;
The 3rd Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... I couldn't stop talking.

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